ladypentaghast:

in dragon age u can loot money off spiders. why did that spider have money. was he goign to the spider market before i killed him?? maybe he was just trying 2 feed his wife and children and then i MURDERED him

It’s a little known fact that spiders carry coins as bait for humanoids. I think you’ll find that a) you probably just murdered an entire marketplace of spiders, b) IT WAS GOING TO FEED YOU FEED YOU TO ITS FAMILY and c) oooooh, shinies!

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Adventure Idea

The party is invited to a feast. The feast consists of repressed memories. Eating one throws them into a mini-adventure where they try to make the memory into a better one. Or not, because the party consists of horrible people. As they will.

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There are edges of the map that haven’t been filled in. But I’m sure there’s nothing interesting at the edges of the world, right?

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Aww, Tumblr reduced the size of the stitched together map. So y’all get all the individual pieces. Well, apart from the Dhar lands and !chanar. Those are next.

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All manner of devices from The Drouganti Chronicles. The last two are the Angry Hills and the Army of the Bloody Dawn, two mercenary companies operating near Isti. The rest are moderately self-explanatory.

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So, I scanned the Order of the Stick-esque versions of my Savage Tide protagonists. And then I went over them again, correcting all the colors. I have officially spend waaaaay too much time on this.
From left to right:
Rafe, CG air gensai Favored Soul of Shaundakul. Somehow, his glamoured mithril breastplate never seems to cover his chest. Callista admits nothing.
Lamalysa and Kuasim, CG & LG human Swashbucklers. Former Cabanite operatives. Married, and darn good bodhran and pipa players, respectively. May have missed their calling as bards.
Janna, LG half-elf Gish (Fighter/Mage). Survivor of a pirate attack on her ship. Actually Jannarvalxenix, a young bronze dragon. Shhh!
Lavinia Vanderboren, NG human Swashbuckler. Patron of Rafe and Callista in their adventures. Has been inspired to take up the sword herself.
Callista Mask, NG tiefling Malconvoker. Raised by gnomes. Has the physics-defying physique and libido of her succubus grandmother.
Nosesever, CE fiendish monstrous crab. Severs noses and murderizes Callista’s enemies.

Of course, this was circa the third adventure, out of twelve.I may have to do another one once I’ve finished it.

So, I scanned the Order of the Stick-esque versions of my Savage Tide protagonists. And then I went over them again, correcting all the colors. I have officially spend waaaaay too much time on this.

From left to right:

Rafe, CG air gensai Favored Soul of Shaundakul. Somehow, his glamoured mithril breastplate never seems to cover his chest. Callista admits nothing.

Lamalysa and Kuasim, CG & LG human Swashbucklers. Former Cabanite operatives. Married, and darn good bodhran and pipa players, respectively. May have missed their calling as bards.

Janna, LG half-elf Gish (Fighter/Mage). Survivor of a pirate attack on her ship. Actually Jannarvalxenix, a young bronze dragon. Shhh!

Lavinia Vanderboren, NG human Swashbuckler. Patron of Rafe and Callista in their adventures. Has been inspired to take up the sword herself.

Callista Mask, NG tiefling Malconvoker. Raised by gnomes. Has the physics-defying physique and libido of her succubus grandmother.

Nosesever, CE fiendish monstrous crab. Severs noses and murderizes Callista’s enemies.

Of course, this was circa the third adventure, out of twelve.I may have to do another one once I’ve finished it.

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What’s that, Beta? Upload the composite world map, so folks will actually have a sense of geographic scale? Sounds like a plan!

What’s that, Beta? Upload the composite world map, so folks will actually have a sense of geographic scale? Sounds like a plan!

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So I needed a break from working on my thesis, and he was online

  • Hex: *pooooookes*
  • Beta: Anything in particular you want, oh darkness of my life?
  • Hex: a pony
  • Beta: 1d8+2 hp, hoof +1 (1d6+1), weight capacity: unencumbered 0-12 stone, light 12-18 stone
  • Hex: ... made of diamonds
  • Beta: 5d10+15 hp, speed 40ft tactical, 4mph overland, trample +10 (1d6+3), AC 20, unencumbered 0-16 stone, light 16-22 stone. 1/enc - Diamond Charge: free action - movement by the diamond pony this round forces any creature within 10ft of it at any point to make a Reflex save or be blinded for 1d6 rounds. In areas of bright light, this can be increased to 30ft, 50ft or even 100ft.
  • Hex: ... you did not just make that up
  • Beta: I totally did
  • Hex: ... I'm naming it butt stallion
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Stupid Idea of the Day

averagesparrow:

umzamo:

Lolth’s priestesses are magical girls. Possibly BDSM magical girls, because this is Lolth, and we don’t want to stray too far from the classics.

Stupid idea??? I think you mean best idea anyone’s ever had.

Their transformation sequence involves swarms of spiders appearing in flashes of darkness, and crawling all over the priestesses, weaving new costumes as they go. I think tentacle rods and snake whips are fairly magical girl already, so long as we make them slightly less literal, and more animate darkness.

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Stupid Idea of the Day

Lolth’s priestesses are magical girls. Possibly BDSM magical girls, because this is Lolth, and we don’t want to stray too far from the classics.

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